I just went on a date with someone completely out of my realm, who I just met, and it wasn’t terrible. I haven’t been on a date in unspeakable amounts of time. It was really strange. And I think I’m not trying to get a boyfriend. That’s what I’ve learned from that. Plus some men have the ability to make you feel like a blonde haired hooker with caked on lipstick and blueberry eyeshadow, smacking gum between your teeth and twirling your hair. They can do this while still being nice, courteous and talkative. Just by the shoes they’re wearing or the slang they use. The simple “Hi Beautiful” greeting or the “call me tomorrow” goodbye can do it.. Or am I bonkers like I’ve been told?